May 2013
shikajika:
scene: tumblr comedy club
(man walks on stage)
[cough]
(wipes sweat off forehead)
N.. uh.. [coughs again] Neon Genesis Dorito
[applause]
whiteboywaves:
HEY, HEY YOU!
BLACK PEOPLE CAN HAVE LIGHT SKIN AND STRAIGHT HAIR
INDIAN PEOPLE CAN HAVE CURLY HAIR AND BIG LIPS
SO NEXT TIME YOU THINK OF SAYING
‘SHE DOESN’T LOOK BLACK’
OR
‘YOU LOOK CUTE FOR A ___’
REALISE THAT YOUR BELIEF: ‘EVERYONE IN THE SAME RACE MUST LOOK THE SAME’ IS RACIST AND INCORRECT
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in...
“Stop hiding from it
and let the joy you wait for
catch up with you now.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
queen-of-bakerstreet:
ihuggedmikeyway:
aangnog:
pearlsandlockets:
aangnog:
we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
loneliness
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
lzbth:
‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in...”
– Deepak Chopra (via thosewhowork)
Oblivion
(via tidesretreat)
“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
– Hafiz (via viage)
““Open-mindedness comes naturally as we begin to see the ways that we argue with...”
– parkstepp (via parkstepp)
